Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.