Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.