Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?