Aren’t you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!