Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
Can I see your tan lines?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Believe it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.