Baby, Ive got and eight inch tounge and i can breathe through my ears.
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Baby you’re a sex crime waiting to happen.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
Aren’t you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.