Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Baby you’re a sex crime waiting to happen.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
Aren’t you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.