Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring
You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl
I have a feeling that you like trouble
I have a feeling that you’re trouble
I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics