Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
You look like my mom!
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?