There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
You look like my mom!
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?