Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I’m asian so I’ll eat your cat
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.