The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Your so cute its distracting
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.