Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?