As long as i have a face, you will always have a place to sit.
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, ‘cuz you look sweet and delicious.
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?