I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.