Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.