You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a volcano? Because i lava you
I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?