Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I’m asian so I’ll eat your cat
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.