Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!