“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U