You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?