Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!