Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
How much will $20 get me?
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?