Are you a potato? because you look like one
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!