Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?