He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?
Fuck me if i’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?