Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.