You MUST have a nice personality.
You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!