Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!