You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!