Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.