Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!