Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!