Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?