You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Will you marry me for just one night?
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?