You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.