[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.