[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.