Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!
Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”