All those curves, and me with no brakes.
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”