As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
At the office copy machine “Reproducing eh?” “Can I help?”
Baby you’re a sex crime waiting to happen.
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Are you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.