You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.