Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
I heard you are looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I’m asian so I’ll eat your cat
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!