Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I can’t do magic but I can do you!
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!
Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries
How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you