What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?