Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis