I may not be the best looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you.
Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”