Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover.”
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!