Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!