Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.