Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Can you give me a tour of your body?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?