Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Can you give me a tour of your body?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!