Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Were do you hide your wings?