Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Were do you hide your wings?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.