Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Were do you hide your wings?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!