What is long and hard, and right behind you?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Were do you hide your wings?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Save water, shower with a friend!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.