Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.