Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!