Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…