Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?
Didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew…
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Can you believe it? It’s been more than fifteen minutes since I’ve had sex.
Can you believe that just a few hours ago we’d never even been to bed together?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!