Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
How much will $20 get me?
Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.
Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis?