Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You smell… We should go take a shower together.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”