Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
Polar Bear (HUh) I just wanted to break the ice.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis?
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night
Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.
Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!