Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!