I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.
Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.