I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Are you a farmer? [No] Then how did you get such beautiful, big, round melons?
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you