Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce on you
Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.
Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
Are you a potato? because you look like one
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.